Ralphie has followed me around my entire life. He is a pooka. Like Harvey the rabbit. Only I can see him oh, but I think it’s because the bastard is so fast. You see, Ralphie is a unicorn, and also a Pegasus. He flies around my room like crazy. Periodically he knocks things over. He just keeps fluttering around, never caring at all about the nuisance he causes.

Ralphie is 1 ft long and 6 inches tall. He has rainbow hair with Snow White fur. His hooves are quite interesting, like his hair it is rainbow colored but it has a metallic quality. I have tried to get him to stay still so I could get a good look, but all my efforts have been in vain.

When I was a child, and a vase would fall over and I would catch a glimpse of Ralphie, no one would believe me. So I quit saying it was him. I think my mother once said it was my imaginary friend,but I knew the truth. It was Ralphie! I have come to accept that he is here. And it’s okay that I’m the only one that sees him. Too often in life, we accept other people’s reality. Instead of focusing on our own.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick of living in other people’s reality. I choose to live in my own reality. I deny yours, and accept mine. And the next time something gets knocked over in your house, Ralphie might have paid you a visit.