I’m the drama rama llama

I will spit on you if I wanna.

I can slither like an iguana.

Or just boil and boil, like I’m in a hot sauna.

I will tell you what he said, and she said, and what they said ,that you said

I am making you boil! Your face is turning beet-red.

Don’t get involved. Try not to care. Most of all whatever you do…

Even though I know you will want to..

No matter how much you wanna,

Don’t take a ride on the drama rama llama.