$15 minimum wage

$15 minimum wage it’s not going to happen. It was never going to happen. It sucks, but I knew it wasn’t going to happen. I’m confused why anyone thought it was actually going to happen.

Yes, mr. Biden agreed to $15 minimum wage. But that was a campaign promise. How often in your life have you seen campaign promises come true? And we must remember mr. Biden is not a progressive. Kamala Harris’s though. As a progressive., I knew going into this election that Joe Biden was a moderate. But all that mattered to me was that we get rid of Donald Trump! And if that meant I had to Rally behind a moderate, so be it. We were successful. We got rid of Donald Trump.

Now that we have succeeded, progressives are wondering where are all of the things that were supposed to be done for progressives! We helped get you the presidency, you have to help us! We want $2,000 checks. We want $15 minimum wage. I want that too, my friends, but I knew going in that that was a dream.

We will be lucky if we get $1,400 checks. We will be lucky if we get $11 minimum wage. If we get a minimum wage increase at all! But remember, my friends, we still have Kamala Harris. The real Progressive. And she is now Vice President. Just wait four or eight years. Eventually, we will see that $15 minimum wage!

It is now the day before Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial in the Senate. He will not be impeached in the Senate. We know this. It sucks. But just like the minimum wage, let’s just be happy that he is gone. And if he is allowed to run again in 2024 do not vote for him! If we cannot stop him, let us do it the old-fashioned way. The same way we didn’t let him get a second term. For me this is a no-brainer. And honestly, I’m not that happy about Joe Biden oh, he was my number 8 pick! But we got rid of Donald Trump. And that makes me happy.

We will see a $15 minimum wage in our lifetime. Remember, we still have Kamala Harris. I am resting my Laurels on her. My Laurels were never resting on Joe Biden. I am so happy he is there. I am so grateful that we defeated Donald Trump! But that was never my goal. I am a true Progressive. And someday I will see the little man get $15 minimum wage.

A strange time

What a strange time we are living in. Not quite sure what to write about.

In the past few months this nation has been through some s***!

Insurrection Alone could fill my page . But there is nothing happy In it .

So let’s talk about vaccines. That’s Happy. Too bad we don’t have enough.

We still don’t have stimulus checks for when times get rough.

We have a new president, and that’s pretty cool.

It would be even better if he could get my daughter back in school!

I Thought when the Donald was gone things would get better . .

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blamed Jewish space lasers on weather !

Hard to believe 2021 Is still Brand new .

Qanon is telling People a bunch of stuff that’s not true!

Antifa is getting blamed for a whole bunch of stuff!

That is who they resort to when times are rough.

We won’t even get into the murder Hornets , That just seems moot

The qanon shaman Requesting a pardon was a hoot!

Well I can’t write Ah, the hill We climb .

That girl puts me to shame! But at least I can rhyme !

Can you believe it’s only February? What’s going to Happened after ?

We could use some cheers! A little happy . A little laughter!

We must, we must, all come together .

We must, we must, if we are going to weather .

The end of this virus. Trust me, covid-19 doesn’t care if your red or blue.

We Are Better Than This division! United we can get through .

So far this year has been all about the conspiracy Theory , Want one?

I am q . And an alien. So bow down, son!

Yes, that sounds silly. But don’t they all?

We must unite against this madness if we are going to walk tall.

I know we can do this! Yeah, it’s been a really weird year .

Let’s Get That vaccine and get over all this fear!

There, I wrote my little Rhyme But it doesn’t solve the problem That is 2021.

We thought we escaped 20 20 . But that was a warm up. Now we are really on the Run.

Politicians won’t save us. Neither will red white and blue.

Stop Believing conspiracies. The one that can save us is you

Donald’s world

I live in Donald’s world. A world without fear.

No fear of ever hurting the Earth. But why, is unclear

Here we burn lots of coal, I’m told the carbon footprint is a good thing.

These liberals cry, stop it! You’re killing the planet!– a typical song they sing.

So to make them happy, we used a Wind Mill. Green energy makes them smile,

But wouldn’t you know it the damn Birds got caught, a bird graveyard for a mile!

You see going green is bad! Don’t get me started on that solar power.

Those panels are ugly. We would rather have a giant smoke Tower.

In our world, we don’t tax the rich. Everyone knows, Trickle down Economics work!

What do you mean the poor are still poor? They get $7.50 in minimum wage you jerk!

We Believe Healthcare is a privilege, not a right.

So keep paying those insurance premiums! Your good health is in sight.

So you just had a cough, only pay your deductible and go home!

I’m sure if there’s a problem someone will call you on the phone

It has been two weeks, I’ve heard nothing but you charged me two thousand bucks!

I’m starting to think your system is broken. Everything you say sucks!

We don’t want to live in Donald’s world anymore. We gave everything to you.

But you just took our money, you screwed everything up, it’s time for someone new.

The bad fruit tree

Abigail lived on a farm and sold fruit from her fruit trees.

One tree always had rotten fruit. She would scream at the tree, just grow good fruit please!.

She thought maybe she should chop the tree down.

It just will always be rotten, she thought with a frown.

Then one day a plague came to town.

Death and sickness we’re all around!

Everyone, even animals were getting sick.

But her pigs showed her a little trick

Everyone’s pigs in town had died. But not hers. And she had no idea why

Then she caught one eating a bad fruit! Maybe we should give that a try

So she gave all her animals a piece of bad fruit. And they all stayed healthy.

She could sell them all and be quite wealthy.

Then she thought, maybe I should give everyone a piece.

She did. It gave the sick sweet release!

It seems the bad fruit were actually The Cure.

What was in it no one was quite sure.

But she saved the town. And she saved the day.

A stroke of good luck! Many would say.

Abigail I was lucky. And she said to me,

I am sure glad I didn’t chop down that tree!

Ancient Aliens

Ancient alien theorists say yes.

To everything. More or less.

They can’t believe in God so they pretend.

It must be Little Green Men! Their credit we send

A conspiracy theory is not based on faith

And saying it out loud is kind of a disgrace.

Everything with this President is a conspiracy theory!

His Madness is starting to make me quite weary.

There is no cure for this virus, don’t listen to him!

Children are not immuned. If they get sick, it looks grim.

You got more truth watching Ancient Aliens. And that is pretty sad.

Everything that Donald Trump says makes me mad.

You might as well watch fiction on TV.

You will get more truth there, that I see.

What were we expecting? We voted him in!

And conspiracy theories were no longer a sin.

How did any of us think it would ever get this far

That’s right, we voted in a TV reality star!

You probably got more truth from Ancient Aliens than the news.

Please everyone, this November let him lose!

I miss watching TV and knowing what’s real.

Because Ancient Aliens is looking pretty good, what’s the deal?

When fiction becomes reality, and absolutely nothing makes sense.

Governments are falling. And the world is getting tense.

Watching Ancient Aliens, I wonder where reality went?

Conspiracy theorist say it lies with the president!

Come back to earth my friends. And live in the real.

Aliens can’t save you no matter what you feel.

This is November go out and vote. And maybe you will see.

There is no sanity watching TV.

Reality is all around, go ahead and take a look!

Don’t turn on your TV. Read a really good book.

We are smarter than this. Don’t believe what ancient alien theorists say.

If you do that, possibly this nightmare will go away!

This November, let someone else win.

Truth is not in Aliens. It lies within.

Within you. But you must open your eyes!

See that this President just spread lies and More Lies.

Aren’t you all just worn out and a little tired?

Send him back to The Apprentice. Tell him, you are fired!

Maybe aliens came once. But they won’t come again.

Not as long as Donald Trump is here my friend.

Would you visit this planet when the world is such a mess?

You would have better luck with them visiting if the president was David koresh!

As long as we are bickering, they will never come.

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes, but they are just dumb.

Use logic. Occam’s razor. They might’ve come once before.

But until Trump is gone I tell you they’re right outside the door!

If like me you want the aliens to visit again you know what to do.

Save the human race, this year vote blue!