It’s a beautiful fall day, but I have something to say!

On Facebook, you see, that’s just between you and me.

Then I promise we will do something fun.

Just wait for this cat video to be done!

Just one more scroll, this is important, it’s two cats!

A dog just entered. Anarchy! Oh rats!

Okay, let me hit post and we’re out of here!

Wait, my phone just pinged, real quick let me check.

My post got too angry faces? 😠 what a wreck!

Just let me reply, then we will go!

It’s just social media. Not real. I know. I know.

But she just blocked me!

And now I’m pissed. So…

I’m sorry, girl, I don’t think I can go.

Next time. My treat! Why did you say no?

Oh wait a minute, just let me real quick scroll.